Fantasy Football Championship

I won my fantasy football league.  This post is to acknowledge just how awesome I am at predicting meaningless statistics.  I would like to thank the dynamic duo of Phillip Rivers and Vincent Jackson, as well as the record-breaking year of Chris Johnson.  Also worth mentioning is the hugely disappointing season for the Pittsburgh defense (Go Browns!), and of course the stepping-up of Giants receiver Steve “My Teammate Shot Himself In The Leg Lolz” Smith.

The fruits of my labor include a tiny graphical trophy buried in my Yahoo account information, bragging rights that last for about 7 more months, and a false sense of security that I could do it again next year.

Eric Mangini.

Edit: I neglected to mention the absolute lack of production from my rotating Tight Ends.  I’m 90% certain that over the course of the entire season they still netted me less than 0 points, that is, I would have fared even better if I hadn’t played them at all.

Eli Manning.

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